Why aren't you a Trump supporter?

I know there’s no such thing as invisible planes

authoritarians can get down on the floor and bite my ass, yesterday

When I go Greenland shopping and Denmark says no I don’t melt down like a fucking WIMP

What is something you saw while on an airplane that you couldn't believe?

I don’t cotton to rapists

I’ve never tried to pretend the word would means wouldn’t

I don’t buy made-up stories of “thousands and thousands of people dancing on rooftops”

How does a 45-year-old man get a girlfriend?

EVEN FUCKING MIKE PENCE understands that

I didn’t get out of military service with fucking “bone spurs” that I paid a doctor to write

I have complete contempt for fraudsters, and even less for repeat ones

What is every dictators biggest fear?

I don’t believe there is a fucking “president of the Virgin Islands”

I have complete contempt for fakery

I have complete contempt for traitorism

What is the attitude of the Swedish people towards sending soldiers to Ukraine to fight for the freedom of Europe?

I understand geography enough to know that Belgium is not a “beautiful city”, that Paris is not in fucking Germany, that India does share a border with China, that that border is peppered with Bhutan and Nepal, not “Button” and “Nipple”, that time zones exist, that “shithole countries” do not, that “England” and “the UK” are not the same thing, that you cannot build a wall in Colorado to keep out New Mexico, and that the Bronx is not and has never been “a very wonderful place in fucking Germany”

I don’t believe that Saudi Arabia and Russia “will vedoop bedeep uhhhh”

I understand that you can’t just fucking nuke a hurricane

What if the girl says that drama about you dating here? Is that a bad sign?

If someone works for me, I actually pay them

I don’t respect shameless hucksters who try to sell a vitamin where you have to mail in your pee

I know the difference between “George Bush” and “Jeb Bush”

Is there scientific evidence for reincarnation? If so, how does it work and can it be proven through regression therapy?

I don’t run and hide from a debate like a fucking WIMP just becuase some moderator asked pointed questions

I don’t believe Nazis, Klan klowns and white supremacists chanting “Jews will not replace us” comprise “very fine people”

I don’t call Tim Cook “Tim Apple” and if I do I don’t deny what’s right there on the videotape because I’m too much of a fucking WIMP to handle Reality

I live in Massachusetts. Are there any resources here for people that are being harassed by voice to skull, etc.?

I took the same Oath and took it seriously

I respect women and don’t respect those who don’t

Those are a few reasons off the top of my head. How ’bout you?

What is the meaning of xx in texting?

I don’t believe the way to respond to a hurricane is to call a press conference to describe it as “wet from the standpoint of water”, to distribute Play Doh, or to stand at a podium throwing rolls of paper towels as if they were bottles of ketchup

I don’t pretend not to know who David Dooky is just because he can deliver votes

I don’t respect a sleazeball who lies about his height just so he can lie about his weight

The Labour Party wants to put the Winter fuel allowance and the £800,000 of gifts received by ministers behind us. Is this a real option for the people who will suffer as our new masters unapologeticly feast on freebies?

I know that sounds DO NOT cause cancer.

I know who the president of Turkey really is

Let us count the ways. Captain Obvious says:

What a list actors/ actresses are notorious for being jerks in real life?

I know that he didn’t run against “Obamna”

I can count

I see through liars

What is the best way to end a relationship with someone who has future plans with you?

When a reporter declines to join me in the rooftops fantasy I don’t go on stage and gyrate to mock his congenital disability

I know that if I or anyone I know commits a crime we’ll go to the clink

I know the difference between Sioux City and Sioux Falls and even Sioux Center

How can I stop overthinking and take action more quickly?

I understand how hurricane paths work

I know what Nikki Haley’s authority with the National Guard is

I respect other cultures and don’t respect those who don’t

Why do some straight men enjoy wearing women's lingerie?

It’s uncool to lurk around teenage girls’ dressing rooms

I have an acute aversion to scumbags

I have complete contempt for intentional stupidity

If a narcissist can't feel remorse, can they ever feel regret for an evil act after going to rehab?

I don’t hold serial bankrupters in high regard

I understand that you can’t inject bleach or light

I can read

Are miracles real or do they just have natural explanations?

I understand historical events enough to know there were no airports in the eighteenth century, that Canada didn’t burn the White House half a century before it existed and that World War Two already happened

I don’t hide in my hotel room while everybody else keeps the appointed time and place because my hair might get wet

I don’t believe in asking the people of Iowa “how stupid are the people of Iowa”

I don’t buy bullshit

I understand that when you lose an election you step the fuck aside and take it like a man rather than invade the Capitol while your loss is being made official just because you’re a fucking snowflake WIMP

Fuck that piece of orange shit, fuck his idiocracy, fuck his sexism, fuck his racism, fuck his religionism, fuck his divisionism, fuck his lying, fuck his orange face paint, fuck his worship of Cult of Ignorance, fuck his Cult, fuck his jingoistic horseshit, fuck his manuipulations, fuck his toddler-age WIMPism, fuck his fucked-up values of ME ME ME and did I mention ME, and fuck him personally with a giant razor sharp dildo that’s been preheated to 204.7° F and built to the dimensions of the Washington Monument. Slowly.

It’s uncool to set up soft porn pics with your own preteen daughter

I have no sicko desire to control women or have a bizarro hangup with “blood”

A real man doesn’t grab women by the p***y

I have a reading level above third grade

I actually pay taxes

I don’t watch or listen to advertising

I know the difference between “give me your tired, your poor” and “they’re poisoning our blood”